Intro: Em D Em D Em D Em There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed Bsus4 Oh for crying out loud Em D Em B7sus4 It's a futon on the floor, he must be flat as a board! Em D Em B7sus4 There's a creature that lurks behind the door Em D Though I've checked there fifteen times Em D Em When I leave then he arrives ev'ry night ((Intro)) Em D Em B7sus4 Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed Em D Em B7sus4 To go somewhere else instead, or you'll kick him in the head Em D Em B7sus4 Tell the creature that lurks behind the door Em D If he knows what's good he won't come here no more, Em B7sus4 Cus you're kicking his ass at the count of four [[Chorus]]: D G D C#m Goodnight, Demon Slayer, goodnight D Em G A Now it's time to close your tired eyes D Em There's devils to slay, and dragons to ride D G When they see you comin' hell they'd better hide D Em B7sus4 A Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight D Em C B7sus4 Goodnight my little slayer, goodnight ((Intro x2)) Em D Em B7sus4 Tell the monster that eats children that you taste bad Em D Em B7sus4 And you're sure you'll be the worst he's ever had Em D If he eats you, don't you fret Em B7sus4 Just cut him open with an axe Em D Em B7sus4 Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad Em D Em B7sus4 Tell the Harpies that land on your bed post Em D Em B7sus4 That come til five, you'll roast them alive Tell the Devil it's time you gave him his dues He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes G C#m Cus the mightiest, scariest creature is you [[Chorus]] Bridge: Em - D - Em - D - Em - D - Em - C#m Intro Em D Em B7sus4 I won't tell you that there's nothing 'neath your bed Em D Em B7sus4 I won't sell you that it's all in your head Em D This world of ours is not as it seems G A The monsters are real, but they're not in your dreams Em D Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat G A A7 You'll need it from some of the people you'll meet [[Chorus]] D Em B7sus4 A Goodnight, goodnight, Goodnight Em D Em D Em Goodnight